diff --git a/kubernetes/apps/gatus/configmap.yaml b/kubernetes/apps/gatus/configmap.yaml
index 0ae0b099..bd671b76 100644
--- a/kubernetes/apps/gatus/configmap.yaml
+++ b/kubernetes/apps/gatus/configmap.yaml
@@ -24,7 +24,8 @@ metadata:
 #     Web Service 4 = Woodpecker CI    Infrastructure 4 = Mosquitto MQTT broker
 #     Web Service 5 = Grafana
 #     Web Service 6 = Home Assistant
-#     Web Service 7 = Paperless
+#     Web Service 7 = retired (was the NAS file UI; never Paperless, which
+#                     this map claimed and which nothing here checks)
 #     Web Service 8 = Audiobookshelf
 #     Web Service 9 = Music Assistant
 #     Web Service 10 = TRMNL
@@ -122,18 +123,10 @@ data:
         conditions:
           - "[STATUS] == any(200, 301, 302)"
 
-      - name: Web Service 7
-        group: services
-        url: https://file.renner.uno
-        interval: 60s
-        ui:
-          hide-hostname: true
-          hide-url: true
-          hide-port: true
-          hide-conditions: true
-          hide-errors: true
-        conditions:
-          - "[STATUS] == any(200, 301, 302)"
+      # Removed 2026-08-28: the NAS file UI (file.renner.uno). Its Ingress and
+      # ExternalName Service were deleted in #696 because they pointed at
+      # nas-1, which is powered off; this check outlived them and had been
+      # reporting failure on the public page since.
 
       - name: Web Service 8
         group: services