diff --git a/kubernetes/apps/influxdb/helmrelease.yaml b/kubernetes/apps/influxdb/helmrelease.yaml
index 1cf15989..d862e3d0 100644
--- a/kubernetes/apps/influxdb/helmrelease.yaml
+++ b/kubernetes/apps/influxdb/helmrelease.yaml
@@ -100,6 +100,9 @@ spec:
       # Keep tokens unhashed; enable hashing later as its own change.
       - name: INFLUXD_USE_HASHED_TOKENS
         value: "false"
+      # No usage telemetry to telemetry.influxdata.com (egress is denied).
+      - name: INFLUXD_REPORTING_DISABLED
+        value: "true"
     # The chart defaults to liveness/readiness with initialDelaySeconds=0,
     # so after a crash restart the kubelet kills the pod before shards
     # finish opening. Give it 10 minutes to come up cleanly.
diff --git a/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-alloy-syslog.yaml b/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-alloy-syslog.yaml
index 9c83356a..2c05b944 100644
--- a/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-alloy-syslog.yaml
+++ b/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-alloy-syslog.yaml
@@ -54,6 +54,9 @@ spec:
       # non-RFC-framed payload). Scoped to this single-purpose receiver
       # only — the pod-log Alloy DaemonSet stays at default stability.
       stabilityLevel: experimental
+      # No usage reporting to stats.grafana.org (egress is denied anyway).
+      extraArgs:
+        - --disable-reporting
       resources:
         requests:
           cpu: 20m
diff --git a/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-loki.yaml b/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-loki.yaml
index a0294741..9e6027e9 100644
--- a/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-loki.yaml
+++ b/kubernetes/apps/monitoring/helmrelease-loki.yaml
@@ -116,6 +116,9 @@ spec:
       retries: 3
   values:
     alloy:
+      # No usage reporting to stats.grafana.org (egress is denied anyway).
+      extraArgs:
+        - --disable-reporting
       configMap:
         content: |
           // Discover and collect K8s pod logs